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Meneltarmacil · 08-18-2003, 10:13 AM

Since apparently nobody else is going to do it, I'll parody the next scene.
*the Orcs and Dunlendings are burning the village*
WOMAN: Eothain! Get your sister and let's go!
*Eothain and Freda get on the horse and ride off*
WOMAN: Hey! Wait for me!
EOTHAIN: Sorry, mom! We're outta here!
WOMAN: *sigh* Kids these days...

Meanwhile, at Edoras...
(EDIT: As of January 2007, I've revised this, as I don't particularly like what was done here earlier.)
EOMER: Theodred! You're dying!
THEODRED: No, I'm not.
EOMER: It says you're dying right here in the script.
THEODRED: But I don't want to die.
PJ: Too bad. *pulls out knife and stabs Theodred*
THEODRED: Uuuuuughh...
The next scene is Eomer's banishment from Rohan.

08-18-2003, 10:13 AM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Since apparently nobody else is going to do it, I'll parody the next scene. the Orcs and Dunlendings are burning the village WOMAN: Eothain! Get your sister and let's go! Eothain and Freda get on the horse and ride off WOMAN: Hey! Wait for me! EOTHAIN: Sorry, mom! We're outta here! WOMAN: sigh Kids these days... Meanwhile, at Edoras... (EDIT: As of January 2007, I've revised this, as I don't particularly like what was done here earlier.) EOMER: Theodred! You're dying! THEODRED: No, I'm not. EOMER: It says you're dying right here in the script. THEODRED: But I don't want to die. PJ: Too bad. pulls out knife and stabs Theodred THEODRED: Uuuuuughh... The next scene is Eomer's banishment from Rohan. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 01-15-2007 at 08:38 PM.