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Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-06-2004, 02:08 AM

*Aragorn turns around to look at Éowyn, then rides to battle*
*Everyone is silent*

Aragorn: It's not me. I took a bath, I swear. *looks at the battlefield, sees Gimli twirling his axe, killing the last lemming*

Théoden: Well, I'll be...the midget did it.

Legolas: Hey, I shot a little doggie, too.

-----Flashback to Isengard-----

Elenrod Felagund, someone who happened to be there at that moment: OK, continue!

Saruman: Send out your Warg Riders.

*Sharkû (the Orc) snarls and growls*

Saruman: Oh, and send the fangirls, too. Just in case.

-----End flash back-----

Fangirls: viggo! orly! We luv u!!!!!!!!11 lol

Gamling: Fangiiiiiiiirls!!!!

*The fangirls pass by Gimli, and try to grab Legolas and Aragorn*

Gimil: What? None for me?

*Two fangirls grab Gimli by the beard*

Gimliluver17: Look!!!!1 Hes so cute! lol

*Gimli hacks both their heads with an axe*

Gimli: Legolas! Two!

Legolas(shooting fangirls): I'm on 17-

Gimli: What?!

Legolas: -million.

Gimli: Another: What?!

*Aragorn tries to run away from the fangirls, not realising he is no longer on solid ground, but is over the edge of the cliff
*The law of gravity takes effect*

Aragorn: It's one of those days...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

02-06-2004, 02:08 AM	#11
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Aragorn turns around to look at Éowyn, then rides to battle Everyone is silent Aragorn: It's not me. I took a bath, I swear. looks at the battlefield, sees Gimli twirling his axe, killing the last lemming Théoden: Well, I'll be...the midget did it. Legolas: Hey, I shot a little doggie, too. -----*Flashback to Isengard----- Elenrod Felagund, someone who happened to be there at that moment: OK, continue! Saruman: Send out your Warg Riders. Sharkû (the Orc) snarls and growls* Saruman: Oh, and send the fangirls, too. Just in case. -----*End flash back----- Fangirls: viggo! orly! We luv u!!!!!!!!11 lol Gamling: Fangiiiiiiiirls!!!! The fangirls pass by Gimli, and try to grab Legolas and Aragorn* Gimil: What? None for me? Two fangirls grab Gimli by the beard Gimliluver17: Look!!!!1 Hes so cute! lol Gimli hacks both their heads with an axe Gimli: Legolas! Two! Legolas(shooting fangirls): I'm on 17- Gimli: What?! Legolas: -million. Gimli: Another: What?! Aragorn tries to run away from the fangirls, not realising he is no longer on solid ground, but is over the edge of the cliff The law of gravity takes effect* Aragorn: It's one of those days... Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...