You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Duncariel]

You're obssessed when you call every object that gets in your way or doesn't do what you want it to "vile fiend of Morgoth".

I do that! I've often whispered "foolish incompetent mortals" at people under my breath, or even loudly when they won't get out of my way.

~ when your grandmother buys you the cheaper version of the ring for Christmas, and you wear it enough that the gold is wearing off [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] This is enough to make a soul die.

~ when your friend tells you that if you mention the 'Downs one more time, she's gonna throw you out the window to the buzzards

you've stollen all of my really good ones, Dang it!