You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[the guy who be short]

Alright, last one: When you come to the Barrow-Downs almost every day!

Almost? Almost? SINNER!

Duncariel, wherefore dost thou speak in olde English? Art thou one of the Noble Order of the Faeriewordweavers?
And, to be honest, I do doubt you. I believe ents did exist, but they have all died now. All of them have gone treeish or else went off into the west.
And everybody knows the entwives were captured and turned into trolls by Sauron. (Well, it's my opinion.)


When absolutely anything happens, you say "So it begins"