You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[the guy who be short]

Once again, do you mind if I copy? The "what is this new..." thing is a really adaptable quote, I can't believe I haven't realized it's usefulness until now.

I don't mind if you copy either of them. With the "what is this new..." one, I used recipe 'cos it rhymes with devilry. Better effect. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

This is the third time I'm typing this:

You go to Leicester with your family, taking four toothbrushes. When you return you notice there are only three. You go up to your dad, toothbrushes in hand, and say in your most mystical voice, "Three there are here, yet four set out from Leicester."

You don't get a weird look from your dad for this.