Alternative Endings

[Elennar Starfire]

Eek, Elennar! I think I'd be more upset at the Sam pushing him in part!

I think that was why she almost cried when I told her that. I said that Frodo dies, and she got an expression like, 'I knew it!' Then I added that bit about Sam, and she got really sad-looking.

Tell a Leggybopper this joke:

What is the yucky stuff between oliphaunt's toes? Slow elves!

Then tell her Legolas is stepped on by an oliphaunt. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] He was trying to save Pippin from being stepped on, so he ran to push Pippin out of the way, but in the process got stepped on himself. *squish*
(add the sound effects for added fun) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]