You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[ElenCala Isil]

You are not afraid to crawl around on all fours and hiss and roar for your Gollum impression.
Your friend says your Gollum impression is really good and realistic.
Said friend gets scared when you do your Gollum impression.

bwahaha, that happened to me once.. I get weird looks from that though... so fun ^^

How about, you get really upset when someone points to Frodo and calls him "The Lord of The Rings" or in my case "El Señor de los Anillos" and thus end up giving them a lecture on the whole trilogy and the hobbit, add in a little silmarillion, point out that they should have read the books, explain nearly all you know about film production then give them a 20 page test on it...

They'll not be calling frodo "the lord of the rings" anytime soon now! bwahahahahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]