You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Elennar Starfire]

Then you realize you're talking like this stuff really did happen! (That's because it did, right?)

Of course it did! Who could possibly think otherwise?

In Irish dance class yesterday I slipped, then said that I was as graceful as a dwarf in a tree. ('Twas my fault for wearing socks on a wooden floor)

• When you wonder how elves dance
• When you want to learn to dance like an elf