You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Elennar Starfire]

There's a copy of Lord of the Rushie River on the shelf, and all that is shown is Lord of the R. How agonising is that?! I keep thinking we have a cool illustrated version of Lotr on the shelf...

How dreadful! Is there a sticker on it or something that covers the rest of the title?

She didn`t take it because I gave her a look that would make Elrond scream.

That's got to be a seriously evil look! I must learn that look! How do you do it?