The Worst (or Greatest) LotR Movie Cast...

[THE Ka]

Ok. i suck at actor names, so i've got a different view. I'm going to use all celebrities i can think of.(That includes noble prize winners).


Boromir/ Adam Sandeler( I just had to do it. You would know why if you've seen Anger Management.)

Gandalf/Jack nichelson( my favorite actor of all time is jack. And with gandalf's wisdom and jack's words this will go down in history.)

Aragorn/ Sam from Cheers.( they both have the same type of ideas. Why not?)

Sam/ Stiffler from American pie. ( just comes to mind.)

Frodo/ Asten Coucher (When he played in dude where's my car? Stiffler also played in this movie. they both had a mission. Not like frodo's . but simular.)

Saruman/ Anthony Hopkins ( Hello Clarese...)

Elrond/ Shawn Connery( 007 and Elrond? Red October and Elrond? Shawn Connery and Elrond? They both are motivating speakers as far as i'm conserned.)

Legolas/Jack Black( Yah. i know what your thinking. i'm a freak. right. well, most people have shrines of Leggy why not Jack Black?)

I could think of hundreds more. but, just for safety, i'll leave you with these few. Good bye.


OH! before i go i must tell YOU ALL about something. According to Rum and Monkey .com i'm a:

Insane ninja child!
The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance.

Sounds interresting... I didn't know a nuclear blast could do that to a ka.