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Old 06-23-2003, 12:25 PM   #1
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What if... this happened in the movie...

The Hobbits find a bicycle(don't know why) and race the Ringwraiths to Rivendell. On the way, Aragorn comes with his sports car and offers the Hobbits a ride...what if?
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:29 PM   #2
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I don't think much would change... they'd just get there in style and attract a lot of attention...

What if Gimli fell while being "tossed" by Aragorn at Helm's Deep??

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Old 06-23-2003, 01:09 PM   #3
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Sounds like you would be interested in the Movie Bloopers thread. Have fun, and welcome to the Downs, Linteamarthwen. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:17 PM   #4
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What if Gimli fell while being "tossed" by Aragorn at Helm's Deep??
Then we'd be short one dwarf and at least 3 short jokes.

What if when the ring is destroyed Sam says, "Now Mr. Frodo, I want you to look over there and smile, cause your on Candid Camera!" And all of a sudden everyone appears out of nowhere, even Boromir, and starts laughing at Frodo.
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Old 06-23-2003, 02:51 PM   #5
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That is sooooo funny! Canded Camera...(gosh I wish I thought of that) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 06-23-2003, 06:03 PM   #6
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Or if Frodo missed the ferry in LotR. Makes for one heck of a short movie.

Candid Camera, Ha! I can just see the look on Poor Frodo's crazed face, then watch him scream and fly at Sam, sending them both over the edge into the depths of the cracks of doom. Drat.
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:19 PM   #7
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I know we can all be more creative than that!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just think of something so stupid...that it is funny.

You can also visit my other thread, "Fellowship and friends at camp"
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:23 PM   #8
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What if Gandalf arrived at hobbiton in an ice cream truck. Instead of the children running to see him all the hobbits would. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Hmm. (My first post in this forum. ^_^)

What if...when Gandalf visits Saruman (in the Fellowship), he finds him more physically changed. As in, Saruman's now an Elvis impersonator, white glistening suit and all. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I bet it'd make Aragorn think twice about looking in the Palantir later.
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Old 06-29-2003, 06:38 AM   #10
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What if........... Elrond had a Lotus Elise and drove around Rivendell in it playing Bad Religion?

The Answer (pun for all BR lovers): He would be a PUNK PEREDHEL!!!! Nehawahahaaa!!!!!

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Old 06-29-2003, 11:16 AM   #11
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What if when the hobbits go back to The Shire, Saruman turned Hobbiton into a Disney-like theme park.
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:34 PM   #12
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What if... when Aragorn is throwing the fire at the wraiths he misses and hits Frodo. :S oops.


...bad I know

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Old 06-30-2003, 12:17 PM   #13
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what if someone Pippin or Merry at the council of Elrond burst out screamig about Elrond's flapping eyebrows.....or how about if when Gimli tries to destroy the ring with his axe...he actually does "Well, that wasn't in the script" [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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