Trilogy Tuesday: What Not to do

[Feared Half-Elf]

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

Teehee! Where's Waldo! Teehee. *Reminds herself not to eat any blue smarties ever again* Teeheehee!

18. Imitate what you think a conversation would be like between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda

Yoda: Destroyed it must be!
Dobby: No Yoda sir, The Ring must not go back to Mordor.
Gollum: Do I care? Nice fisssshhhhh! My Precious will not go back to nasssty firey mountain of doomsessss!
Yoda: To Mordor it must go! To your death you must fall!