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Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-26-2003, 09:47 PM

Another one from the book...

Frodo: Go back! Go back to the Land of Mordor, and follow me no more!"
Black Riders: Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!
Frodo: I'm warning you...I am Elijah Wood...and I have a billion fangirls waiting to mutilate your undead body if you touch me.
Black Riders: The Ring! The Ring!
Frodo: OK, you asked for it...*puts on Ring, claims it for himself* (loud voice) I command you to go back to Mordor, and poke your Master in the Eye!
Black Riders: No! No! Anything but that! *rushes away*
*background: one loud "Ouch!" followed by the shriek of the Nazgul being tortured*

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

11-26-2003, 09:47 PM	#36
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Another one from the book... Frodo: Go back! Go back to the Land of Mordor, and follow me no more!" Black Riders: Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! Frodo: I'm warning you...I am Elijah Wood...and I have a billion fangirls waiting to mutilate your undead body if you touch me. Black Riders: The Ring! The Ring! Frodo: OK, you asked for it...puts on Ring, claims it for himself (loud voice) I command you to go back to Mordor, and poke your Master in the Eye! Black Riders: No! No! Anything but that! rushes away background: one loud "Ouch!" followed by the shriek of the Nazgul being tortured Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...