PJ on trial for 'Crimes against Tolkienity !

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

"Mister Jackson... I have but one qualm to state here over your misrepresentation of the character Faramir. This court perhaps could have understood his actions and words in Theatrical Ithilien being due to stress and emotion, but you have committed the ultimate sin:

And so they stood on the walls of the City of Gondor, and a great wind rose and blew, and their hair, raven and golden, streamed out mingling in the air.

*the room falls deathly silent, waiting for the next statement*

"The golden hair is that of the White Lady of Rohan, Eowyn!"

*the crowd breathes deeply as one... and then begins throwing tomatoes*

*gavel banging* "Order! Order in the court! Pick up those blasted tomatoes!"

"And you see, Mister Jackson, why we are angered, do you not? Mister Tolkien clearly stated that Lord Faramir had black hair. Not light brown. You willingly changed his appearance. Do you deny it?"