messed up apperances

[Birdland]

but what are dreadlocks?

Think Bob Marley. It's not something you can achieve with, fine, straight, Elven hair.

Treebeard with apples hanging all over him.

Shadowfax with his mane braided.

Eomer with a riding helmet.

Gandalf with all those stars and moons all over his robe. (Think Micky Mouse as the Sorcerer's Apprentice.)

Hobbits wearing wooden shoes. (Sorry Trotter.)

Elrond with a receding hairline. (Oh, wait. In the movie he DOES have a receding hairline!)