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Kuruharan · 06-14-2002, 11:32 AM

NI!

GreatWarg · 06-16-2002, 06:54 PM

Now now, leave Elrond out of this... I know he's half-bald and all but...

Anyways, Frodo as Yoda. Interesting thought... Yoda is a hobbit wanna-be!

Legolas with his hair up in a bun. Actually, could work for Gandalf, Galadriel, Gimli, Elrond (wait, does he have enough hair?!) anyone...

Gimli with his beard in gel... (scariness)

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 06-16-2002, 09:00 PM

Elrond on top of a cliff hiding behind a rock with an AWP pointed down at someone. Gandalf with dual pistols shooting the balrog. Frodo firing a bazoka at the orcs in Moria. Gandalf piloting a combat jet. Rosie Cotton driving a tank.

06-16-2002, 09:13 PM

Bilbo with a beard

Skinny Gimli

Gandalf with an afro

Frodo with Mr. T getup

[ June 16, 2002: Message edited by: Dúnadan ]

AragornsHeir · 06-16-2002, 10:50 PM

Legolas as a Vampire.
Actualy I would be AAAALLLLLLL OVER him. Ahem exuse me.

Hobbits shaving their feet.

Gollum whith a tail.

Saruman and Gandalf ice skateing/figure skateing/ Playing Ice hocky.

Aragorn With a pistol.

Gimli with floweres in his hair.

Suron with purple armor.

Arwen punk rocker. Pircings purple hair to match that pretty purple dress.

***Thenamir*** · 06-17-2002, 03:01 PM

** The Rohirrim, their long blond hair flowing from under their cowboy hats, wearing plaid shirts, and riding chaps, six-shooters on one side, military sabers on the other, galloping into battle behind The Banner of Eorl and a bugler trumpeting "Charge!" (in black and white, of course)

** Mordor terrorists flying a winged-Nazgul into the White Tower of Ecthelion

** Gwaihir looking like Tweety-bird from the WB cartoons

** Saruman of Many Neon Colors

Jessica Jade · 06-17-2002, 03:03 PM

lol! That was brilliant, Thenamir!

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-17-2002, 04:34 PM

I loved everyone's, especially Gimli's version of Gandalf, and Aragorn's Heir, version of Gollum with a tail! And of course, Thenamir's version of the Rohirrim!!

Feadolena Nolfare · 06-18-2002, 03:35 AM

Gandalf in a tutu!

Galadriel with 80's asymmetrical hair

Aragorn in tights and powdered wig. Think Louis 16th

Legolas with pink hair and pierced eyebrows.

Tom Bombadil with a bunch of piercings, all in black, looking very somber with dark circles round his eyes. And a heroin needle.

Arwen with a mohawk.

Boromir in "White Tree of Gondor boxers," trying to fight orcs, as they collapse on the ground in helpless glee.

Saruman leading an army of orcs, all in drag. With purses.

Gimli with a lightsaber, swinging it too vigorously and burning off bits of his beard.

Sauron applying sparkly blue mascara to his Eye.

The Fellowship in can-can dresses. Kick line.

Aragorn, looking perfectly normal except having huge, gigantic orange Converse hi-tops. THE DUCKMAN!!

Saruman skipping through the fields gleefully making daisy chains and putting them round the necks of orcs.

Gandalf outside Isengard. He rings the doorbell. He has a bunch of flowers and a heart-shaped box of candy behind his back. (aak! ok, couldnt resist...)

Legolas running into the woods with an enormous flamethrower and a devilish grin on his face.

Faramir slapping Denethor when he's mean to him, and then stalking out of the room crying, soap-opera style.

Eomer and Eowyn bickering over who gets to use the bathroom first; Theoden having to break the cookie in half for them to share.

Someone calling Boromir "Gondorboy."

Boromir calling someone a "tark" and spitting in their face.

Legolas spitting in someone's face.

Gandalf with pipeweed withdrawal.

Hobbits trying to screw in a lightbulb with no ladder.

Frodo and Sam skipping happily through Mordor, and flipping off Shelob.

Gollum talking with proper grammar, and not crawling around or biting anyone.

Claustrophobic Gimli.

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW where that stupid Waldo is?!?!

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-18-2002, 11:50 AM

Feadolena, I can't stop laughing, yours are hysterical!! Aragorn wearing the orange shoes, that's funny! And Gandalf is really wise, he should know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!!! By the way, I know I've said this before, but I REALLY love your picture!!

Lindolirian · 06-18-2002, 11:54 AM

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Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

Aha! here i defeat Gandalf the Grey in matters of knowledge. It takes 483 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!!

and no i DON"T have too much time... i did it on a road trip.

Feadolena Nolfare · 06-18-2002, 02:50 PM

oh my goodness! this is good to know indeed. i always bite [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:
thanks Lothiriel, I wanted to get huge orange converse like Arrykins but they only had red [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
EDIT: here's more [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Gollum doing the Macarena

Sam spraying Shelob with Raid

The Witch-King playing a practical joke on Sauron by putting out his eye with water. Sauron then trying to intimidate people as a large black disc.

Tuor building large neon signs saying "CLUB GONDOLIN" and putting a ritzy hotel-style canopy in front of the entrance. The guards dressed as bouncers (with dark sunglasses), standing next to large palm trees.

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Feadolena Nolfare ]

Ithaeliel · 06-18-2002, 10:31 PM

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It takes 483 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!!

That depends on what kind of lick and how much your salivary glands produce. My friend said it was 800.

Okay, here're some more:

Gimli in a prom dress
Elrond with hair like Guido's from Life is Beautiful
Galadriel as a goth
Fat Frodo
Eowyn with pigtails
Arwen as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Haldir smiling
Legolas looking dumbfounded
Aragorn bawling

pippin_took0 · 06-19-2002, 05:26 AM

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Fat Frodo

06-19-2002, 07:23 AM

Fat Frodo. I can't stop laughing. That site kills me. Good Joke here. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

06-19-2002, 07:30 AM

For all the Legolas Lovers -

Ithaeliel · 06-19-2002, 08:50 AM

One word: Ew.

pippin_took0 · 06-19-2002, 10:48 AM

There are alos pics of Legolas and Aragorn in bikinis and Frodo in a dress, I won't subject you to it unnecessarily, but here are the links. Frodo in a dress, Legolas in a bikini, Aragorn in a bikini, oh and Legolas in a dress.

Uruloki · 06-19-2002, 11:42 AM

LMAO!
My friend has a pic on her site of Elrond wearing sun glasses (Matrix stylee) I'll try and make a link to it sometime.

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-19-2002, 11:44 AM

Can't.......stop......laughing!!! Fat frodo....fat legolas, that's too funny! Lard of the Rings! And Aragorn in a bikini!!! Woooooooooo, oh and I think Boromir needs a number from a certain elf!

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-19-2002, 11:47 AM

Uruloki, hey!! Welcome to the Downs!!!! I love your dragon! Aww...what's it's name?

Uruloki · 06-19-2002, 12:00 PM

Awwww thanks Lothloriel (I'm sorry if thats wrong! I have a bad memory for names [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

I dunno what its called.....erm........what dyou think it should be called? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I also have to apologies coz I've just realised that probly everyone knows about that picture I mentioned so just ingnore it [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Galadrie1 · 06-21-2002, 03:24 PM

Frodo with pig tails and a blue and white checked dress and ruby high-heeled shoes skipping down a road, flanked by sam dressed in a lion costume, Merry as a tin-man, and Pippin as a Scarecrow (sorry, i just auditioned for Wizard of Oz [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )

p.s. pippin_took0, i found those pictures quite disturbing, especially aragorn in a bikini..ooo, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

The Fifth · 06-21-2002, 11:13 PM

O.O Those pictures are so funny! I can't stop.. hahaaaa... haaaa.. laughing.. hahahaha.. at the Fat Frodo and Fat Legolas.. oh, and don't forget the 500-pound Gollum. I have a couple of ones myself: Sauron in a showercap. Nazgul in pink, fuzzy bathrobes. Fat Galadriel. A bald Elrond wearing a wig. An Eagle flying an airplane. Legolas in a bunny suit. Arwen in one of those menopause commercials. Gandalf as a ski instructor.

The Fifth · 06-21-2002, 11:14 PM

Ooh! I know! You can call the dragon Smaug Jr. ^^

06-25-2002, 09:06 AM

Haha that fat Legolas is whack!
If you get to the site, there's a series of pictures to how he gets that way and they are FUNNY.

Rosa_Baggins · 06-26-2002, 03:22 AM

*shudders*a fat legolas is weriddddd [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

The Necromancer · 07-16-2002, 06:52 PM

Treebeard as a big talking Christmas tree.

The Eye of Sauron wearing huge 70's style glasses when Frodo looks into the Mirror of Galadriel. (or sunglasses)or the Mirror miss-focusing and showing Frodo the equally menacing Ear or Nose of Sauron.

Gollum sitting down in the dark beneath the mountain, wearing a shiny silver space suit.

Besides using bad grammer, drawing out his S's and talking to himself, Gollum talking with a very thick foreign accent, stuttering, trilling his R's and not speaking above a whisper, driving Frodo and Sam insane on the way to Mordor trying to understand what he's saying.
"N-n-n-nasssssty cruel hob-b-beets! That'ssssss vhy-y-y ve tries to eescap-p-p-e!"

Gollum calling the Ring "My darlin'" instead of "My Precious." (Poor Gollum! It's so easy to make fun of him!!!)

Gandalf wearing an old baseball cap backwards, "punk style", with his hair in a pony tail stuck through the back, but otherwise dressed normally.

Treebeard as a tiny, foot high sapling with a high squeaky voice. Especially funny to imagine him and his army of other little Ents trying to take down Isengard!

That's all I could think of for now! Sorry if they're not too funny!!!! Great idea whoever came up with this!!!!

[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 07-16-2002, 07:36 PM

-Legolas sprawled on the floor laughing

-Saruman with his nails cut short

-all the female characters dressed as if they belong in Moulin Rouge

-Aragorn doing the splits

-Pippin singing opera

-Galadriel dressed as a goth

-Frodo (or any hobbit) with painted toenails

-Gimli wearing a Mickey Mouse hat

-Legolas with sideburns

Nevfeniel · 07-16-2002, 08:45 PM

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Arwen as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Whoa. . . Just imagined Judy Garland sitting on a horse saying, "If you want him, come and claim him!" [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Catherine · 07-17-2002, 10:39 AM

Legolas-fat
Frodo-tall
Merry and Pippin-so thin that the looked like they never ate
Gimli-without a beard
Sam-playing in a rock and roll band
Gandalf-at the mall
Aragorn-working at McDonalds

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Catherine ]

Nimrothiel · 12-04-2002, 03:34 PM

LMAO! Whoa, those pictures were disturbing! Funny, but disturbing. Okay, time for my lame attempt at humor:

Saruman wearing his amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

Smaug the size of a miniature poodle.

Gandalf dressed all in lavendar(sp?).

Aragorn constantly smilling and laughing.

Legolas with a purple colored mohawk.

Galadriel bald, with wrinkles and horrible skin blemishes.

Eowyn wearing a fancy ball gown.

Okay, that was bad. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 12-06-2002, 07:50 PM

NyteSkye, it's Khazadum, not Carn Dum. Anyway, THOSE ARE ALL GREAT!!!

steve · 12-07-2002, 02:59 PM

Gwaihir as thanksgiving dinner ( gona need a big table)

06-14-2002, 11:32 AM	#41
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	NI! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-16-2002, 06:54 PM	#42
GreatWarg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: East of the Misty Mountains Posts: 339	Now now, leave Elrond out of this... I know he's half-bald and all but... Anyways, Frodo as Yoda. Interesting thought... Yoda is a hobbit wanna-be! Legolas with his hair up in a bun. Actually, could work for Gandalf, Galadriel, Gimli, Elrond (wait, does he have enough hair?!) anyone... Gimli with his beard in gel... (scariness) __________________ "What shall we do, what shall we do!" he cried. "Escaping goblins to be caught be wolves!"

06-16-2002, 09:00 PM	#43
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Elrond on top of a cliff hiding behind a rock with an AWP pointed down at someone. Gandalf with dual pistols shooting the balrog. Frodo firing a bazoka at the orcs in Moria. Gandalf piloting a combat jet. Rosie Cotton driving a tank. __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

06-16-2002, 10:50 PM	#45
AragornsHeir Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hopfully Rhode Island soon. Posts: 27	Legolas as a Vampire. Actualy I would be AAAALLLLLLL OVER him. Ahem exuse me. Hobbits shaving their feet. Gollum whith a tail. Saruman and Gandalf ice skateing/figure skateing/ Playing Ice hocky. Aragorn With a pistol. Gimli with floweres in his hair. Suron with purple armor. Arwen punk rocker. Pircings purple hair to match that pretty purple dress. __________________ Tiro! Êl eria e môr. Look! A star rises out of the darkness I 'lîr en êl luitha 'uren. The song of the star enchants my heart Ai! Aníron... An!I desire...

06-17-2002, 03:01 PM	#46
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	The Rohirrim, their long blond hair flowing from under their cowboy hats, wearing plaid shirts, and riding chaps, six-shooters on one side, military sabers on the other, galloping into battle behind The Banner of Eorl and a bugler trumpeting "Charge!" (in black and white, of course) Mordor terrorists flying a winged-Nazgul into the White Tower of Ecthelion Gwaihir looking like Tweety-bird from the WB cartoons Saruman of Many Neon Colors __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

06-16-2002, 09:13 PM	#44
Dúnadan Guest Posts: n/a	Bilbo with a beard Skinny Gimli Gandalf with an afro Frodo with Mr. T getup [ June 16, 2002: Message edited by: Dúnadan ]

06-17-2002, 03:03 PM	#47
Jessica Jade Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tirion upon Túna, Atlanta Posts: 154	lol! That was brilliant, Thenamir! __________________ http://www.cadential64.com The musicians had indeed laid bare the youngest, most innocent of our ideas of life, the indestructible yearning for the way things aren't and can never be. ~ Philip Roth, The Human Stain

06-17-2002, 04:34 PM	#48
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	I loved everyone's, especially Gimli's version of Gandalf, and Aragorn's Heir, version of Gollum with a tail! And of course, Thenamir's version of the Rohirrim!! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-18-2002, 03:35 AM	#49
Feadolena Nolfare Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: up a tree... but of course! Posts: 25	Gandalf in a tutu! Galadriel with 80's asymmetrical hair Aragorn in tights and powdered wig. Think Louis 16th Legolas with pink hair and pierced eyebrows. Tom Bombadil with a bunch of piercings, all in black, looking very somber with dark circles round his eyes. And a heroin needle. Arwen with a mohawk. Boromir in "White Tree of Gondor boxers," trying to fight orcs, as they collapse on the ground in helpless glee. Saruman leading an army of orcs, all in drag. With purses. Gimli with a lightsaber, swinging it too vigorously and burning off bits of his beard. Sauron applying sparkly blue mascara to his Eye. The Fellowship in can-can dresses. Kick line. Aragorn, looking perfectly normal except having huge, gigantic orange Converse hi-tops. THE DUCKMAN!! Saruman skipping through the fields gleefully making daisy chains and putting them round the necks of orcs. Gandalf outside Isengard. He rings the doorbell. He has a bunch of flowers and a heart-shaped box of candy behind his back. (aak! ok, couldnt resist...) Legolas running into the woods with an enormous flamethrower and a devilish grin on his face. Faramir slapping Denethor when he's mean to him, and then stalking out of the room crying, soap-opera style. Eomer and Eowyn bickering over who gets to use the bathroom first; Theoden having to break the cookie in half for them to share. Someone calling Boromir "Gondorboy." Boromir calling someone a "tark" and spitting in their face. Legolas spitting in someone's face. Gandalf with pipeweed withdrawal. Hobbits trying to screw in a lightbulb with no ladder. Frodo and Sam skipping happily through Mordor, and flipping off Shelob. Gollum talking with proper grammar, and not crawling around or biting anyone. Claustrophobic Gimli. Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop! Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW where that stupid Waldo is?!?! __________________ Confused? Don't be so sure! Si man i yulma nin enquantuva?

06-18-2002, 11:50 AM	#50
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Feadolena, I can't stop laughing, yours are hysterical!! Aragorn wearing the orange shoes, that's funny! And Gandalf is really wise, he should know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!!! By the way, I know I've said this before, but I REALLY love your picture!! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-18-2002, 02:50 PM	#52
Feadolena Nolfare Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: up a tree... but of course! Posts: 25	oh my goodness! this is good to know indeed. i always bite [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]: thanks Lothiriel, I wanted to get huge orange converse like Arrykins but they only had red [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] EDIT: here's more [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Gollum doing the Macarena Sam spraying Shelob with Raid The Witch-King playing a practical joke on Sauron by putting out his eye with water. Sauron then trying to intimidate people as a large black disc. Tuor building large neon signs saying "CLUB GONDOLIN" and putting a ritzy hotel-style canopy in front of the entrance. The guards dressed as bouncers (with dark sunglasses), standing next to large palm trees. [ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Feadolena Nolfare ] __________________ Confused? Don't be so sure! Si man i yulma nin enquantuva?

06-19-2002, 07:23 AM	#55
Brin Londo Guest Posts: n/a	Fat Frodo. I can't stop laughing. That site kills me. Good Joke here. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

06-19-2002, 07:30 AM	#56
Brin Londo Guest Posts: n/a	For all the Legolas Lovers -

06-19-2002, 08:50 AM	#57
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	One word: Ew. __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-19-2002, 10:48 AM	#58
pippin_took0 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 82	There are alos pics of Legolas and Aragorn in bikinis and Frodo in a dress, I won't subject you to it unnecessarily, but here are the links. Frodo in a dress, Legolas in a bikini, Aragorn in a bikini, oh and Legolas in a dress.

06-19-2002, 11:42 AM	#59
Uruloki Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 17	LMAO! My friend has a pic on her site of Elrond wearing sun glasses (Matrix stylee) I'll try and make a link to it sometime. __________________ http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine...n/120/ani9.gif

06-19-2002, 11:44 AM	#60
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Can't.......stop......laughing!!! Fat frodo....fat legolas, that's too funny! Lard of the Rings! And Aragorn in a bikini!!! Woooooooooo, oh and I think Boromir needs a number from a certain elf! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-19-2002, 11:47 AM	#61
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Uruloki, hey!! Welcome to the Downs!!!! I love your dragon! Aww...what's it's name? __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-19-2002, 12:00 PM	#62
Uruloki Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 17	Awwww thanks Lothloriel (I'm sorry if thats wrong! I have a bad memory for names [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ) I dunno what its called.....erm........what dyou think it should be called? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I also have to apologies coz I've just realised that probly everyone knows about that picture I mentioned so just ingnore it [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine...n/120/ani9.gif

06-21-2002, 03:24 PM	#63
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 385	Frodo with pig tails and a blue and white checked dress and ruby high-heeled shoes skipping down a road, flanked by sam dressed in a lion costume, Merry as a tin-man, and Pippin as a Scarecrow (sorry, i just auditioned for Wizard of Oz [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ) p.s. pippin_took0, i found those pictures quite disturbing, especially aragorn in a bikini..ooo, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ] __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

06-21-2002, 11:13 PM	#64
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	O.O Those pictures are so funny! I can't stop.. hahaaaa... haaaa.. laughing.. hahahaha.. at the Fat Frodo and Fat Legolas.. oh, and don't forget the 500-pound Gollum. I have a couple of ones myself: Sauron in a showercap. Nazgul in pink, fuzzy bathrobes. Fat Galadriel. A bald Elrond wearing a wig. An Eagle flying an airplane. Legolas in a bunny suit. Arwen in one of those menopause commercials. Gandalf as a ski instructor. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

06-21-2002, 11:14 PM	#65
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Ooh! I know! You can call the dragon Smaug Jr. ^^ __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

06-25-2002, 09:06 AM	#66
Brin Londo Guest Posts: n/a	Haha that fat Legolas is whack! If you get to the site, there's a series of pictures to how he gets that way and they are FUNNY.

06-26-2002, 03:22 AM	#67
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	shuddersa fat legolas is weriddddd [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

07-16-2002, 06:52 PM	#68
The Necromancer Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: out of NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 18	Treebeard as a big talking Christmas tree. The Eye of Sauron wearing huge 70's style glasses when Frodo looks into the Mirror of Galadriel. (or sunglasses)or the Mirror miss-focusing and showing Frodo the equally menacing Ear or Nose of Sauron. Gollum sitting down in the dark beneath the mountain, wearing a shiny silver space suit. Besides using bad grammer, drawing out his S's and talking to himself, Gollum talking with a very thick foreign accent, stuttering, trilling his R's and not speaking above a whisper, driving Frodo and Sam insane on the way to Mordor trying to understand what he's saying. "N-n-n-nasssssty cruel hob-b-beets! That'ssssss vhy-y-y ve tries to eescap-p-p-e!" Gollum calling the Ring "My darlin'" instead of "My Precious." (Poor Gollum! It's so easy to make fun of him!!!) Gandalf wearing an old baseball cap backwards, "punk style", with his hair in a pony tail stuck through the back, but otherwise dressed normally. Treebeard as a tiny, foot high sapling with a high squeaky voice. Especially funny to imagine him and his army of other little Ents trying to take down Isengard! That's all I could think of for now! Sorry if they're not too funny!!!! Great idea whoever came up with this!!!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!" --Ringwraiths to Frodo

07-16-2002, 07:36 PM	#69
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	-Legolas sprawled on the floor laughing -Saruman with his nails cut short -all the female characters dressed as if they belong in Moulin Rouge -Aragorn doing the splits -Pippin singing opera -Galadriel dressed as a goth -Frodo (or any hobbit) with painted toenails -Gimli wearing a Mickey Mouse hat -Legolas with sideburns __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 10:39 AM	#71
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Legolas-fat Frodo-tall Merry and Pippin-so thin that the looked like they never ate Gimli-without a beard Sam-playing in a rock and roll band Gandalf-at the mall Aragorn-working at McDonalds [ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Catherine ] __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

12-04-2002, 03:34 PM	#72
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	LMAO! Whoa, those pictures were disturbing! Funny, but disturbing. Okay, time for my lame attempt at humor: Saruman wearing his amazing technicolor dreamcoat. Smaug the size of a miniature poodle. Gandalf dressed all in lavendar(sp?). Aragorn constantly smilling and laughing. Legolas with a purple colored mohawk. Galadriel bald, with wrinkles and horrible skin blemishes. Eowyn wearing a fancy ball gown. Okay, that was bad. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

12-06-2002, 07:50 PM	#73
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	NyteSkye, it's Khazadum, not Carn Dum. Anyway, THOSE ARE ALL GREAT!!! __________________ Purple is a fruit.

12-07-2002, 02:59 PM	#74
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	Gwaihir as thanksgiving dinner ( gona need a big table) __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!