Tolkien puns - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

SteadfastSam · 07-13-2001, 04:30 PM

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Re: Puns

I Thingol go outside and Snaga bit of Sunshine. (that was bad)

Where have you been? "I Fingolfin." (ouch)

"Waiter! "Morgoth of milk over here please! What do you mean you are out! Find a cow and Melkor! (oh, my)

Grishnahk and Bill went up the hill to fetch the Ring of Frodo,
Grishnahk fell down and broke his crown, and Bill came tumbling after.

Erebor! I'll go find someone more interesting to talk to!

I'm "Galad" Riel stopped by today, he owned my a train tolkien.

Here we go Elrond the mulberry bush....

I need to stop now! <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

"Good Morning!" said the dragon. "You seem surprised."
"Good Morning! said Farmer Giles. "I am that!"
Farmer Giles of Ham </p>

07-13-2001, 04:30 PM	#11
SteadfastSam Seeker of Light Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 503	<font face="Verdana"><table><TR><TD><FONT SIZE="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wight Posts: 157</TD><TD><img src=http://66.37.237.17/images/characters/vanityfair-astin_sm.jpg WIDTH=60 HEIGHT=60></TD></TR></TABLE> Re: Puns I Thingol go outside and Snaga bit of Sunshine. (that was bad) Where have you been? "I Fingolfin." (ouch) "Waiter! "Morgoth of milk over here please! What do you mean you are out! Find a cow and Melkor! (oh, my) Grishnahk and Bill went up the hill to fetch the Ring of Frodo, Grishnahk fell down and broke his crown, and Bill came tumbling after. Erebor! I'll go find someone more interesting to talk to! I'm "Galad" Riel stopped by today, he owned my a train tolkien. Here we go Elrond the mulberry bush.... I need to stop now! <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> "Good Morning!" said the dragon. "You seem surprised." "Good Morning! said Farmer Giles. "I am that!" Farmer Giles of Ham </p>