The many deaths of Hama - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gamja · 01-03-2004, 09:03 PM

the brave hama suddenly finds himself at helms deep.

Hama: Oh boy, lotsa orcs... wait, where did i get this bow? And why do i have this two-handed sword? Eh, whatever.

And so the brave Hama runs back and forth around the Deeping wall, somehow surviving sword blows that would have normally beheaded anyone else. He also noticed that the orcs and elves were not attacking very ferociously, neither were there that many orcs on the wall...

Hama: Wait, why am i not tired yet? I must have run at least a mile-

Before he knew it, a catapult rock smashed into him and kncocked him down. Then an orc rushed to him. Before the Eorling could be gutted, he sprang back up and "silenced" ( [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ) the orc with deft sword strokes.

Hama: Ok, now this is pretty freaky...

Suddenly a bunch of orcs shot arrows at him. Swinging his sword wildly, he deflected all of them.

Then hama decided to shoot back at the orcish archers.

Hama: Prepare to die, shadowspawn!

But for some strange reason, Hama simply stood there, about to release his deadly dart. It cost him his life. Hama the brave's corpse slumped down to the ground as if knocked unconsious (despite the fact he was pummled by 9 flaming arrows).

Legolas: *throws down gamecube controller* Argh! that stupid A button got stuck! Now I have to do this level all over again...

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<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:03 PM January 03, 2004: Message edited by: Gamja ]

01-03-2004, 09:03 PM	#19
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	the brave hama suddenly finds himself at helms deep. Hama: Oh boy, lotsa orcs... wait, where did i get this bow? And why do i have this two-handed sword? Eh, whatever. And so the brave Hama runs back and forth around the Deeping wall, somehow surviving sword blows that would have normally beheaded anyone else. He also noticed that the orcs and elves were not attacking very ferociously, neither were there that many orcs on the wall... Hama: Wait, why am i not tired yet? I must have run at least a mile- Before he knew it, a catapult rock smashed into him and kncocked him down. Then an orc rushed to him. Before the Eorling could be gutted, he sprang back up and "silenced" ( [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ) the orc with deft sword strokes. Hama: Ok, now this is pretty freaky... Suddenly a bunch of orcs shot arrows at him. Swinging his sword wildly, he deflected all of them. Then hama decided to shoot back at the orcish archers. Hama: Prepare to die, shadowspawn! But for some strange reason, Hama simply stood there, about to release his deadly dart. It cost him his life. Hama the brave's corpse slumped down to the ground as if knocked unconsious (despite the fact he was pummled by 9 flaming arrows). Legolas: throws down gamecube controller Argh! that stupid A button got stuck! Now I have to do this level all over again... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] <font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:03 PM January 03, 2004: Message edited by: Gamja ] __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"