The many deaths of Hama

[Oroaranion]

So, Hama somehow arrives in Lorien, unaware of the legend that says anyone who enters the sacred wood never leaves. He strolls in all cocky like, and meets Galadriel. She takes Hama to her mirror, and when he looks in, he sees a boat carrying a soldier. He believes it to be Boromir as he has heard of the story of his death.

Just as he thinks he is being let free, Galadriel shows him her ring, Nenya. Haldir then shoots an arrow into Hama's backside. He leaps up in pain, questioning in his mind the hospitality of Elves. Then he gets arrowed again. Then Celeborn creeps up behind and stabs him with Sting, shouting "Not before i stick you! Oh, damn, that line was reserved for Samwise"

Then Hama is sent down Anduin (his image in the mirror, see).

And so came the passimg of Hama, loyal servant and strong (:/) soldier of Rohan.