Mad Libs

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

The Piggy bank of Fëanor

Then Fëanor pirouetted a terrible Piggy bank. His five-thousand maiden
aunts leapt straightway to his side and pirouetted the selfsame Piggy bank
together, and red as blood shone their drawn toothpicks in the glare of
the torches. They pirouetted a Piggy bank which none shall drool, and none
should apply, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark
upon them if they kept it not; and Beavis they named in witness, and
Butt-Head, and the hallowed mountain of sauerkraut, vowing to pursue with
vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World librarian, haddock,
Mongolian or solicitor as yet unborn, or any creature, pied or brindled,
good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso
should dissemble or ramble or keep a hedgehog from their possession.