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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-09-2002, 05:36 PM

Ably assisted by boredom, a bottle of Aberlour and my hard-back of The Lord of the Rings, I thought up the following:
'I cannot read the fiery letters,' said Frodo, in a quavering voice.
'No,' said Gandalf, 'but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough:
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and round it would be an aspirin
Both fell silent, feeling the presence of great evil.

08-09-2002, 05:36 PM	#1
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Ably assisted by boredom, a bottle of Aberlour and my hard-back of The Lord of the Rings, I thought up the following: 'I cannot read the fiery letters,' said Frodo, in a quavering voice. 'No,' said Gandalf, 'but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? Because if it was small, white and round it would be an aspirin Both fell silent, feeling the presence of great evil. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?