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Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-09-2002, 07:11 PM

Those are so funny!!

(Scene: Helm's Deep)

Legolas: Aragorn, I can't fight anymore. My bow is broken, my knives are stuck inside some guy's leg, and I think I sprained my ever-so-delicate wrist.

Gimli: Yeah Aragorn, I can not fight anymore either. My axe is blunt, my beautiful braids are stained with blood, and I lost my finger somewhere down by the stairs.
Where is Gandalf anyway? How come HE isn't fighting!!

Legolas: Yeah!!! Where is that useless old man!

Aragorn: Hey! Gandalf is a bery busy man! Do you not know what he does for us!? If it wasn't for his hard work his wisdom, we'd all be dead! Gandalf does a lot for us. He deserves a little more respect than that!

Legolas: Well, when you put it that way..

Gimli: Yeah,we're sorry.

(Back in Isengard....)

Gandalf: (smoking) Mmmm, this is the best weed.

Saruman: Yeah, ain't it? Oh, where is that wannabe king guy anyway? I thought he was here.

Gandalf: Who, Aragorn? Nah, that old fool is at Helm's Deep. HA! Thinks I'm doing something to help Middle-earth right now! Hehehehe.

Eh, it's not that funny, but I tried. I had a really good one before, but my computer disconnected me.

[ August 09, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]

08-09-2002, 07:11 PM	#11
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Those are so funny!! (Scene: Helm's Deep) Legolas: Aragorn, I can't fight anymore. My bow is broken, my knives are stuck inside some guy's leg, and I think I sprained my ever-so-delicate wrist. Gimli: Yeah Aragorn, I can not fight anymore either. My axe is blunt, my beautiful braids are stained with blood, and I lost my finger somewhere down by the stairs. Where is Gandalf anyway? How come HE isn't fighting!! Legolas: Yeah!!! Where is that useless old man! Aragorn: Hey! Gandalf is a bery busy man! Do you not know what he does for us!? If it wasn't for his hard work his wisdom, we'd all be dead! Gandalf does a lot for us. He deserves a little more respect than that! Legolas: Well, when you put it that way.. Gimli: Yeah,we're sorry. (Back in Isengard....) Gandalf: (smoking) Mmmm, this is the best weed. Saruman: Yeah, ain't it? Oh, where is that wannabe king guy anyway? I thought he was here. Gandalf: Who, Aragorn? Nah, that old fool is at Helm's Deep. HA! Thinks I'm doing something to help Middle-earth right now! Hehehehe. Eh, it's not that funny, but I tried. I had a really good one before, but my computer disconnected me. [ August 09, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page