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12-28-2002, 09:41 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?"
Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it." Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" *runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake*
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12-29-2002, 10:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Gollum: I thinksses we have a liver problem, our sskin is yellow, and it hurtses usss.
Sam: Here, try some of this. It's special homemade medicine, a recipe of my old Gaffer. Frodo: You don't want to eat that! There's some leftover painkillers, from the ones Elrond gave me, in here.
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12-29-2002, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Frodo throwing up in the background: Sam!
Sam: Not now, Mr. Frodo! Frodo: SAM! Sam: Mr Frodo! Frodo: Your soup! You poisoned me! Sam glares at Gollum: You poisoned him! Gollum stares at Frodo: You poisoned yourself! Frodo glares at Sam: You poisoned me! They go around in circles, accusing each other of poisoning Frodo as he lays down to die.
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12-29-2002, 12:01 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Nazguls foster home
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new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!"
Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact! For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today!
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12-29-2002, 10:06 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: wherever the road may take me
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uh, that picture didn't work Rumil-addiction
for the pic before Sam with the pot: Frodo: Look Sam, I'm gonna kill Gollum! you happy now? Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo, I'm a little busy trying to figure out a way to avoid this "DVD TOWN" sign that is falling on me while you are sitting on my leg!
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12-29-2002, 10:07 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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"Waltz with me, Gandalf."
Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look. [ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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12-29-2002, 10:14 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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12-29-2002, 10:17 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shire
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Some sites won't allow you to post their pictures on other servers. Just post the image url so people can go to it.
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Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you! |
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12-29-2002, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Legolas: Gandalf, are...are you ok? Maybe you should go lie down. An older man like you needs to stop and rest every 30 minutes doesn't he?
Gandalf: Oh, shut up you prissy Elf! Leave me alone or I will throw you down the well with that Fool of a Took over there. {Legolas backs up slowly and runs away laughing.} |
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12-29-2002, 10:43 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shire
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Legolas: Now just step to your left... a little further, your're almost to the cliff-I mean, the road...
Gandalf: Thank you, Legolas! This confounded hat is in my eyes again...
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Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you! |
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12-29-2002, 10:59 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: wherever the road may take me
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That is what I meant. Sorry to cause confusion!
To add to Eruwen's gandalf & Leg caption: Legolas walks over to Merry: Gandalf says he actually threw Pippin into the well!! hahaha! And he sounded like he meant it, too! man, he's gotta stop smoking that pipe-weed! *walks away laughing and laughing... Merry nods in that "yup, okeedokee" way as legolas walks away. He leans over the wall he's sitting next to and shouts down: "Found a handhold to climb with yet?" a scottish accent replies," nope, but i'm gonna keep looking!" then mutters to himself,"fool of a took my foot! In saying that he implied that i was a fool compared to other tooks...
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12-30-2002, 09:57 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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 Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..." Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol!" Déagol: "What?" Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two." Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess."
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12-30-2002, 10:34 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shire
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Sméagol: What's that?
Déagol: It's a worthless piece of junk. Sméagol: Oh. Well, we best not litter. We should dispose of it in the proper trash receptical. Déagol: I wonder if it can be recycled.
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Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you! |
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12-31-2002, 06:38 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Nazguls foster home
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"Err, excuse me, but we need that ring for a WEDDING! the vicar is kindly waiting for it so please hand it over to him so we can carry on. And stop muttering "precious" please. hello? HELLO?"
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12-31-2002, 01:21 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Smeagol (or the one with the ring): Watch, Deagol my friend! Watch me levitate it!
*A few moment go by and nothing happens* Deagol: just give it to me
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12-31-2002, 02:11 PM
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Vegetable of Doom
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: London
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The one wth the ring is Deagol. Smeagol is the one who looks like Gollum. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Smeagol: Oh my god. Deagol: What? S: That would go so well in my new kitchen! D: Well I found it and it is going in my kitchen. S kills him and gets a noce kitchen. The end. That was random kitchen talk...hmm...I must be hungry. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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12-31-2002, 06:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Deagol: *dreamily* Do you think that if I put this ring close enough to my face I'll go cross-eyed?
Smeagol: *dreamily* Yes, of course... What? What are you on about? Just gimme it will ya?
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12-31-2002, 09:11 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Nargothrond
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Smeagol: oOoOo...shiny...
Deagol:NO! MINE! MINE I SAY! S:need...shiny... D:IT'S MINE! S: *stabs Deagol and steals the ring* MINE NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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12-31-2002, 09:49 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mordor ( or school, same thing)
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Smeagol: pretty precious...GIVE IT TO ME!!
Deagol: No! Then you'llbecome evil and corrupt, and you'll get it stolen from you and you'll follow it to Mt. Doom and fall in when it's distroyed. ( looks down at the ring) On second thought, it's all yours.
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12-31-2002, 10:20 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: next to the fire keeping warm
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Deagol: How precious, I wonder if it could be melted down to make me some teeth?
Smeagol: We wants it, we only has six! Question: Is that Andy Serkis as Smeagol? I honestly can't tell. [ December 31, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]
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01-01-2003, 12:11 AM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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It sure looks like it to me, but I read somehwere that "Young Sméagol" was played by a guy named Joel Toebeck. But then I read somewhere else that Andy Serkis was looking forward to having his own face on screen in RotK. And it looks like Andy Serkis (I've watched the Oliver Twist in which he plays Sikes about 3 times...that is I've watched it 3 times, not that he played Sikes 3 times...are you following this? Anyway, I'm just saying I know his face pretty good...but he needs a porkpie hat to really clinch it...)
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01-01-2003, 07:56 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!"
Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?" Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong."
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01-01-2003, 11:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: next to the fire keeping warm
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Thank you, Diamond18, for the Andy Serkis info. I have to laugh because when I was thinking up my caption, I too thought about scrumptiously crunchable and them wanting to eat it. So, do great minds think alike?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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01-02-2003, 03:35 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Vilnius
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Singed, but still alive! Now let's blow up a tent!
Unknown to most, merry and pip are pyromaniacs!
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01-02-2003, 04:30 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Make way...new pic comin' through...
 Frodo felt very close to Arwen after she rescued him from the Ringwraiths...
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01-02-2003, 06:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Arwen: Ok Frodo, I love you too... Frodo?... Frodo! You're strangling me!
Frodo: I know.
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01-02-2003, 06:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Liv: Elijah, I think you have a pimple.
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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01-02-2003, 08:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The only place that matters!
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For the first time in his life, Elijah Wood gets touched by a woman. And he likes it!
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01-02-2003, 08:41 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Hiya! Barrowdowns newbie at your service good sirs and ladys! Just registired!
Anyhoo my caption: *Aragorn looks at picture and crumples it* Aragorn: Arwen... have you been cheating on me? Arwen: *Nervous look* Err, no! Of course not! Aragorn: Then what are you doing with Frodo? Arwen:... Aragorn: That's it. Gollum! Gollum: We comes when good master calls, yes yes... Aragorn: Gollum, I want you to "nasty up" Baginns. Gollum: Good master, kind master. We do as master says. Aragorn. Let's see if Frodo gets any ladies now! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-03-2003, 03:25 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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Elijah: No, Liv, the camera is over here... where I'm looking...
[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Alatàriel ]
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01-03-2003, 06:21 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Frodo: Hawwwooo Auntie Arwen!!! I love you!! Did you bring me a present?? I´m hungry! Arwen, I want to Eat!! WAAAHHH
Arwen: Why oh Why did I have to start babysitting???????? Frodo: She´s all mine... I´m strangly attracted to her... she so much taller... and no hairy feet... I don´t understand Arwen: FRODO!!! GET OFF!!!! OR SHALL I CALL ARAGORN????? Frodo: Go ahead. For one kiss, I´ll take a thousand Aragorns. Arwen: Whatever you say... ARAGORN!! DARLING CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE? Aragorn: (to Frodo) GET OFF MY GIRL! Frodo: No. Aragorn: You asked for it... *take Anduril, stabes Frodo to pieces* =>Note. Thats a nasty pic. Sort of. She must be like ten cm. taller.
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01-03-2003, 07:51 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The edge of nowhere
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Liv: stares into elijah's eyes.
Elijah : Fangirls who needs them eh ? Thats my caption.....
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Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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01-03-2003, 12:30 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Nazguls foster home
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Frodo:BACK, ringwraiths, BACK! Or little miss here gets a knife in the head!
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01-03-2003, 12:42 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Nazguls foster home
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Mind for another piccie?
 [ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ]
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01-03-2003, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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what picture? sorry, but the picture only appears as a red X. But thanks for posting a new one anyway! I was getting tired of the Arwen one...lol.
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01-03-2003, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Buckland
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you know we've had alot of that pic here! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Frodo: AHH not the.... Merry: AHHHH Strider: NOOOOO Boromir: It's...it's...NOOOO Gimili:it can't be!..... Pippin:WAAAHHAAAAAAA aaaaahhhhhhhhh Legolas:AAAAHHHHH you cannot hide from it! Sam:back! BACK you horrible devil! ahhhhh Gandalf: it's power is beyond any of you.... Fellowship: THE RED X! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-03-2003, 10:41 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Liv: "Elijah...there's something looking at us...a Red X! No!"
Elijah: "That's impossible. Our world is black and white." Liv: "No! It's coming for us! The end is near! Our reign as the Crazy Caption pic is almost over, we are doomed! Hahahaha!" Elijah: "And this makes you laugh? How odd. Here, I'll protect you by putting my arm around your neck. Red Xs always go for the neck." Red X: "Give up the She-Elf, Halfling..." Elijah: "If you want her, come and claim her." Lol, Merry, it never occured to me to make a caption for a Red X before. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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01-04-2003, 05:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Here´s a new one...
ok? 
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