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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 04-20-2003, 01:37 PM

This is how I would imagine schedules are kept in Mordor:

Khamul: My lord, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honoured by your presence.

The Witch-King: You may dispense with the pleasantries. I am here to put you back on schedule.

Khamul: I assure you, lord, my men are working as fast as they can.

The Witch-King: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

Khamul: I assure you, Lord; this fortress will be operational as planned.

The Witch-King: The Dark Lord does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Khamul: But he asks the impossible. I need more men.

The Witch-King: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives

Khamul: The Dark Lord is coming here?

The Witch-King: That is correct. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Khamul: We shall double our efforts.

The Witch-King: I hope so for your sake. The Dark Lord is not as forgiving as I am.

04-20-2003, 01:37 PM	#1
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	This is how I would imagine schedules are kept in Mordor: Khamul: My lord, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honoured by your presence. The Witch-King: You may dispense with the pleasantries. I am here to put you back on schedule. Khamul: I assure you, lord, my men are working as fast as they can. The Witch-King: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them. Khamul: I assure you, Lord; this fortress will be operational as planned. The Witch-King: The Dark Lord does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation. Khamul: But he asks the impossible. I need more men. The Witch-King: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives Khamul: The Dark Lord is coming here? The Witch-King: That is correct. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress. Khamul: We shall double our efforts. The Witch-King: I hope so for your sake. The Dark Lord is not as forgiving as I am. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne? Last edited by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh; 06-15-2004 at 05:46 AM.