Tom Bombadil in the White House?

[Neferchoirwen]

That was the coolest thing I've seen. It nearly made a scandal out of myself. My neighbors would have thought I myself was corrupted by the One True if I laughed so hard.

Ooo! Ooo! Does that mean that we need to summon Hobbits and Elves and Dwarves and get Gandalf back to go on another quest?!?! Can I eavesdrop on the council?

I'd love to join the quest.

How did that Ring get on his finger? He just can't let Osaruman bin laden see that he's got the Ring!