LotR meets Christmas carols

[Diamond18]

What are you talking about, Meela??? That was very good! Yours, too, Preciousss...I especially liked the last verse. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

To the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy":

The Hobbit and the Human,
When they are both full grown,
The Human is the taller one,
But the Hobbit bears the Ring.

CHORUS
Oh the rousing of the Ents,
The scouring of the Shire,
The questing of the Fellowship,
Sweet singing of the Elves.

The Hobbit bears the One Ring,
As gold as any other,
But Evil is that little thing,
And it must be thrown in the fire.

CHORUS

The Entings and the Entwifes,
Oh, where have they all gone?
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
They have not been seen for so long.

CHORUS

The Ranger bears a sword,
The sword that was reforged,
And Boromir blew on his horn,
But it didn't do much good.

CHORUS

The Dwarf he bears an axe,
And the Elf he has a bow,
Of all the Orcs that were slain that night,
'Twas the Dwarf that killed the most.

CHORUS

The Hobbit has nine fingers,
The One Ring it is now gone,
And so the Quest is ended now,
And Gollum is no more.

[ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]