Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

greyhavener · 04-08-2002, 11:50 PM

Where is Weird Al when you need him?

Legolas sings: (to tune of Youth of the Nation)

We are we are the elves of Lothlorein.

Went in the creepy cave
that became the grave
of gangsta dwarves.
Kill by orcs
those evil dorks
Defending their horded gold,
Sure they were bold,
Greedy gangsta dwarves.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.

Followed this wiz
who was minding the biz
of hobbits and men.
Guarding the ring,
Defending the king,
Hangin' with the short guys
Swattin' Morder's flies,
Then us elves are gonna bail.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.

04-08-2002, 11:50 PM	#4
greyhavener Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: austin Posts: 169	Where is Weird Al when you need him? Legolas sings: (to tune of Youth of the Nation) We are we are the elves of Lothlorein. Went in the creepy cave that became the grave of gangsta dwarves. Kill by orcs those evil dorks Defending their horded gold, Sure they were bold, Greedy gangsta dwarves. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. Followed this wiz who was minding the biz of hobbits and men. Guarding the ring, Defending the king, Hangin' with the short guys Swattin' Morder's flies, Then us elves are gonna bail. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. __________________ Do justly, love mercy, walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8