Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Ainahithiel of Mirkwood]

"it's the circle of death
and it's killing you
as you try to survive
though you gonna die
In mordor
with the circle of death"


that was bad. circle of life people from the lion king [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas and Gimli

You got a friend in me
you got a friend in me
when the road looks rough ahead
and your legues and leagues frome
your dark mountain
you just remeber what this old elf said
dwarf you got a friend in me
yeah you got a friend in me

you got a friend in me
you got years on ya
well, I got em too.
even though there's a bout a hundred
more than you
if we stay together, then
you'll die
but i'll go on
everyone knows why
still you got a friend in me
now some other folks will be younger than I am. younger and uglier too
but none of them will live how long I do
still you got a friend in me.
and as the years go by,
you will rot and die
you gonna see it our destinye
you got a friend in me

yeah, you've got a friend in me"


legolas and Gimli what an odd pair

I love everyone's songs that they posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!