Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Marillanna Sarnie · 10-13-2002, 06:14 PM

All of these are so funny!
Now, who here has seen Cow & Chicken? You know the theme song for I. M. Weasel? I made up one for Gollum! (BTW, if you don't know the show, it goes like pop goes the weasel with a modern beat [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ).

You don't need pants for the victory dance
'cause Gollum's better than Smeagol!
I.R. Gollum, now part of Mt.Doom
I.M. SMEAGOL!

I.R. Gollum reigns king in his mind
he's just a boon to the hobbitty kind
but around the mountain, he's likely to find
I.M. Smeagol
I.M. Smeagol!
I.M. SMEAGOL!

*sigh* try as I might, I can't top my Gimli Squarepants.

I just love this topic!

10-13-2002, 06:14 PM	#11
Marillanna Sarnie Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ummmm....can this be multiple choice? Posts: 21	All of these are so funny! Now, who here has seen Cow & Chicken? You know the theme song for I. M. Weasel? I made up one for Gollum! (BTW, if you don't know the show, it goes like pop goes the weasel with a modern beat [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ). You don't need pants for the victory dance 'cause Gollum's better than Smeagol! I.R. Gollum, now part of Mt.Doom I.M. SMEAGOL! I.R. Gollum reigns king in his mind he's just a boon to the hobbitty kind but around the mountain, he's likely to find I.M. Smeagol I.M. Smeagol! I.M. SMEAGOL! sigh try as I might, I can't top my Gimli Squarepants. I just love this topic! __________________ The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.