Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Mintyztwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Ohmigosh!!!!! That is soooo incredibly funny!!!! BTW the "We are the Hobbits who don't do anything" was awsome! I'm going to wander around singing that! I was considering doing just this type of thread, actually, but it's been done! so . . .

Unfortunatly, I don't know about 75% of the songs you guys are singing. But I made up one for Sauron that went to "I am the very model of a moderrn major general" from Pirates of Penzance! (Gilbert and Sullivan). If nobody knows what that is, go find out!! Anyhoo, here it is:

Sauron: "I am the very model of an evil Middle Earth Maiar,
I hate the elves and dwarves and men, and 'specialy the great Valar,
My masters gone, he's far away, I don't obey him anymore,
Instead I try to take control of everyone both near and far . . .

I made a certain evil ring, that can control 'most everything,
But now it's lost, and I can't find the hobbit, who has got my ring.
I'll find him soon, I will in deed, and when I do, most certainly, *certainly, certainly . . . got it!*
A dead hobbit he will be, forever in eternityyyyyyyyyy!"

(Ringwraiths, and Orcs) "A dead hobbit he will be forever in eternity, a dead hobbit he will be forever in eternity, a dead hobbit he will be forever in eterni-terni-tyyy!"

It's lame if you don't know the music, but hey! Everyone should know the Pirates of Penzance!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ November 06, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]