Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Aiya · 11-06-2002, 11:55 PM

Oh yeeeess! I do know that song! *hyperventilates*...

These are all -hilarious-!

Here's one pathetic attempt, by moi. Hopefully you'll all know the tune...

Rule all of that world sung by Sauron (Part of your world – Disney’s “Little Mermaid”)

Look at this orc
Isn't he neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Maiar?
The lord who has ev'rything?
Look at this heap
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) he’s got everything

I've got balrogs and demons aplenty
I've got orcs and goblins galore
(You want urak-hai?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more!

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' fool
Wish I could rule
All of that world.

What would I give
If I could live
Outta these fires?
What would I pay
To spend a day
With that ring upon my finger?
Wouldn’t ya think,
They’d not understand
All the powers that it could give me,
Middle Earth,
All it’s people,
On their knees.

And ready to know what the wise ones know
Torture ‘em wizards,
And get some answers
What's a hobbit and
Why won’t it
Come here and burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Finally take my place on the throne,
Over them all,
Wish I could rule
All of that world

11-06-2002, 11:55 PM	#11
Aiya Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 22	Oh yeeeess! I do know that song! hyperventilates... These are all -hilarious-! Here's one pathetic attempt, by moi. Hopefully you'll all know the tune... Rule all of that world sung by Sauron (Part of your world – Disney’s “Little Mermaid”) Look at this orc Isn't he neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the Maiar? The lord who has ev'rything? Look at this heap Treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) he’s got everything I've got balrogs and demons aplenty I've got orcs and goblins galore (You want urak-hai? I got twenty) But who cares? No big deal I want more! Up where they walk Up where they run Up where they stay all day in the sun Wanderin' fool Wish I could rule All of that world. What would I give If I could live Outta these fires? What would I pay To spend a day With that ring upon my finger? Wouldn’t ya think, They’d not understand All the powers that it could give me, Middle Earth, All it’s people, On their knees. And ready to know what the wise ones know Torture ‘em wizards, And get some answers What's a hobbit and Why won’t it Come here and burn? When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love Finally take my place on the throne, Over them all, Wish I could rule All of that world __________________ "I was there the day Isildur took the ring - I was there when the strength of men failed."