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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-10-2003, 06:19 PM

Sung by Pippin after they are rescued by Treebeard:
At first i was afraid, I was petrified!
I thought that I would surely die, with Merry by my side!
Because Grishnakh unsheathed his sword and he put it to my neck,
But then the Men, they came and shot him in the back!

So now we're safe!
We're with an Ent!
He just walked up and found us here with terror still upon my face.
He picked us up off of the ground.
And set us on his arm.
Our tale was told,
Treebeard will do us no wrong!

And we're alive!
We will survive!
Oh, Merry and I, we'll be with the Ents
To keep us safe from harm.
Cuz we spent so many nights
Wondering how we'd see it through.
And now we do!
We'll storm I-sen-gard!

Well, thats about it. I think i messed up on the second section, im quite sure i did. But pplease please let me know if they suck. THanx much!

01-10-2003, 06:19 PM	#30
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Sung by Pippin after they are rescued by Treebeard: At first i was afraid, I was petrified! I thought that I would surely die, with Merry by my side! Because Grishnakh unsheathed his sword and he put it to my neck, But then the Men, they came and shot him in the back! So now we're safe! We're with an Ent! He just walked up and found us here with terror still upon my face. He picked us up off of the ground. And set us on his arm. Our tale was told, Treebeard will do us no wrong! And we're alive! We will survive! Oh, Merry and I, we'll be with the Ents To keep us safe from harm. Cuz we spent so many nights Wondering how we'd see it through. And now we do! We'll storm I-sen-gard! Well, thats about it. I think i messed up on the second section, im quite sure i did. But pplease please let me know if they suck. THanx much! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."