Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Oliphaunts_Rule]

He He He He, Merry!
If any ones ever listened to the radio, they've heard this song!
Its called "For dinner", based on the song, "Only time" by Enya.
It doesn't take place in any part of the movie, I just picture them wadeing in water with a rolling ocean behind them, with a lot of camera close ups and them kicking the waves. *Wierd*
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*for dinner*
(Gandalf)
who could say if my beard grows
if my mind knows
what I find
(Frodo)
and who could say what the cook made
oh, that one day
for dinner

e da da day
e da da day
e da da day
e da day

(Leggie)
what could poses me to sing
in a rosie ring
a sick mind
who could pick out my shampoo
and feed me gruel
for dinner

e da da day
e da da day
e da da day
e da day

(Aragorn)
what will take away the smell
of an greening dell
dirty shoes
and who might arugue with me
will have to be
for dinner

have to be, for dinner

e da day
e da day
e da day
e da day
e da day

(Pippin)
Pints rolling down my throat
and on my cloak
for dinner
(Merry)
Pip, I told you not to eat
such unbalenced things
for dinner

what for?, for dinner
what for?, for dinner