Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Nimrothiel]

Roflmao!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] These are great! I've got one that I've been working on for awhile:

Arwen in the Sky with Diamonds ~ (parody of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by the Beatles)

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With mallorn trees and sapphire skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl who has clear grey eyes.

Lothlorien’s flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the stars in her eyes,
And she’s gone.

Refrain:
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Ah…Ah

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain,
Where Elves of Lorien eat cakes of lembas.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Riders of Rohan appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Mounted on horseback with your head in the clouds,
And you’re gone.

*Refrain*

Picture yourself on a tower in Gondor,
With mighty stone pillars and clear Elven glass.
Suddenly someone is there at the gateway,
The girl with the clear grey eyes.

*Refrain (repeats and fades)*

(This should probably go in the "Beatles' parodies" but oh well.) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]