Sauron in his off hours

[Maltaharma]

Of course you all realize Sauron's true passion is his own line of jewelry, Evil Jewelry Inc. Though not many know it, besides a one ring there was also a one bracelet, one anklet, one necklace, and one tongue stud...however, these were all lost in the Balrog's credenza many years ago. So, sadly enough, Sauron's stock crashed, etc etc we all know that sad story, and if you don't just consider that Sauron rhymes with Enron.