Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

charly · 10-31-2002, 11:38 AM

YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! I REALLY loved Arwen(all of them) and gollum. And of course, Rivendell call center. And Glorfindel.And Elrond.
LOL!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ok, these are Galadriel´s messages ON the answering machine... (is that ok with you guys?)

(beep) You have three new mesages (beep)
first message
"Um, hi grandma, this is Arwen, can I move in your place?I sort of had a fight with dad. Please?I´ll wash up, promise. Yeah thanks. Bye."

second message
"Hey, Gally it´s Sauron. So,wanna be bad?Come on, I know you do. It´s right there in your cute little heart... can´t hide it from uncle Sauron... So,call me back and I´ll turn you into the most beautiful Nazgul on Arda.See you Gally.

third message
"(very loud voice)GALADRIEL,IF ARWEN IS WITH YOU TELL HER TO COME HOME NOW, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO GET IN DEEP TROUBLE!!!!!!

fourth message
2Hey, it´s me, Gimli.You know I´ve been thinking and um, well, I think we´re just not going to work. I mean you´re an elven and I´m a dwarf and everything.... well yeah. See you then......Yeah honey ,coming(backround: Legolas giggeling,sound of bedspreads beeing moved)
Pretty dumb isn´t it??

10-31-2002, 11:38 AM	#11
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! I REALLY loved Arwen(all of them) and gollum. And of course, Rivendell call center. And Glorfindel.And Elrond. LOL!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Ok, these are Galadriel´s messages ON the answering machine... (is that ok with you guys?) (beep) You have three new mesages (beep) first message "Um, hi grandma, this is Arwen, can I move in your place?I sort of had a fight with dad. Please?I´ll wash up, promise. Yeah thanks. Bye." second message "Hey, Gally it´s Sauron. So,wanna be bad?Come on, I know you do. It´s right there in your cute little heart... can´t hide it from uncle Sauron... So,call me back and I´ll turn you into the most beautiful Nazgul on Arda.See you Gally. third message "(very loud voice)GALADRIEL,IF ARWEN IS WITH YOU TELL HER TO COME HOME NOW, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO GET IN DEEP TROUBLE!!!!!! fourth message 2Hey, it´s me, Gimli.You know I´ve been thinking and um, well, I think we´re just not going to work. I mean you´re an elven and I´m a dwarf and everything.... well yeah. See you then......Yeah honey ,coming(backround: Legolas giggeling,sound of bedspreads beeing moved) Pretty dumb isn´t it?? __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"