Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Max · 11-25-2002, 12:05 AM

Frodo:

"Frodo Baggins of Bag-end here. I'm not availible to take you call as a case of sevre angst has gripped me. Please leave a message so that when this period of hardship in my life passes I know I have friend that will be there for me. I you are trying to reach Samwise Gamgee, that nasty rumor anout us is not true."

Gladriel:

"Greetings friend of elf, you have reached to phone of Gladriel of Lothlorien. If you are looking for a mirror viewing appointment press 1. If you simply want to fawn over me press 2. If you are attempting to get in touch with Celeborn, he has no social life so feel free to hang up now.

Elrond:

"This is Elrond of Rivendell. If you are calling in regards to the secret meeting being held the 21st at 4pm at my council press 1. If you are looking for advice my answer is both yes and no. If you simply wish to speak with me, forget it, I am an unattainble lord of Rivendell and cannot triffle with such mortals."

The end of Elrond kind of sucks, but its 1:05 am. I'm going to bed.

Maxdout

11-25-2002, 12:05 AM	#11
Max Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 7th Circle of Hell - Just near Anne Nicole Smith's house Posts: 19	Frodo: "Frodo Baggins of Bag-end here. I'm not availible to take you call as a case of sevre angst has gripped me. Please leave a message so that when this period of hardship in my life passes I know I have friend that will be there for me. I you are trying to reach Samwise Gamgee, that nasty rumor anout us is not true." Gladriel: "Greetings friend of elf, you have reached to phone of Gladriel of Lothlorien. If you are looking for a mirror viewing appointment press 1. If you simply want to fawn over me press 2. If you are attempting to get in touch with Celeborn, he has no social life so feel free to hang up now. Elrond: "This is Elrond of Rivendell. If you are calling in regards to the secret meeting being held the 21st at 4pm at my council press 1. If you are looking for advice my answer is both yes and no. If you simply wish to speak with me, forget it, I am an unattainble lord of Rivendell and cannot triffle with such mortals." The end of Elrond kind of sucks, but its 1:05 am. I'm going to bed. Maxdout __________________ Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM. Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."