OK an Elf, a Hobbit and a Dwarf jump off a bridge... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

bombur · 11-12-2002, 06:14 AM

Hmmmmph... Everyone knows that eleves are kind of special... walking on powdery snow without leaving tracks and such... So the hobbit would hit the ground first. The Dwarf on the other hand is always a practical fellow so he'd skin the elf on the way down and make a hang glider or parachute out of him. Elf would land last, but by then it hardly matters to the elf... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

11-12-2002, 06:14 AM	#27
bombur Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: finland Posts: 126	Hmmmmph... Everyone knows that eleves are kind of special... walking on powdery snow without leaving tracks and such... So the hobbit would hit the ground first. The Dwarf on the other hand is always a practical fellow so he'd skin the elf on the way down and make a hang glider or parachute out of him. Elf would land last, but by then it hardly matters to the elf... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]