OK an Elf, a Hobbit and a Dwarf jump off a bridge... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gayahithwen · 11-12-2002, 03:02 PM

Ok, I think the dwarf would hit first, seeing as he would be the heaviest and his axe would make sure he fell faster. The hobbit would sing a happy song and then get rescued by some eagles (because hobbits ALWAYS gets rescued by eagles) and the elf would float easily on the ground with the help of the Valar, sigh at the sight of the dead dwarf and walk away, singing a long and beautiul tale about how the Valar once again helped one of he firstborn.

Come to think about it, I think Aulë would save the dwarf as well. So nobody dies. Yay! Happiness!

11-12-2002, 03:02 PM	#30
Gayahithwen Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The chat-room. Posts: 241	Ok, I think the dwarf would hit first, seeing as he would be the heaviest and his axe would make sure he fell faster. The hobbit would sing a happy song and then get rescued by some eagles (because hobbits ALWAYS gets rescued by eagles) and the elf would float easily on the ground with the help of the Valar, sigh at the sight of the dead dwarf and walk away, singing a long and beautiul tale about how the Valar once again helped one of he firstborn. Come to think about it, I think Aulë would save the dwarf as well. So nobody dies. Yay! Happiness! __________________ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.