101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Aralaithiel · 03-03-2002, 03:45 PM

Lush, you'll love my fan fiction character! (Now if they would just get the rest of my story up on this site!) The rest of you might be offended at what this noble elven lady does! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arwen to the Nazgul: That's right folks! For the incredible low, low price of just $19.95, you can have this wonderful little hobbit! And, if you call within the next 5 minutes, we'll throw in this ring of world domination AT NO CHARGE!"

Boromir: Why would I want that tacky interstate gift shop fake gold ring anyways? It turns my fingers green!

Balrog: $2.50 please! And thank you for travelling the Khazad Dhum Turnpike today!

Legolas: Your mirror is wrong, Galadriel! Where'd this cursed zit come from!!! ARGH!!!

Elrond: I know, let's just give this ring to Pippin & Merry! What harm could they do?

Oh this is fun!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ March 03, 2002: Message edited by: Aralaithiel ]

03-03-2002, 03:45 PM	#11
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Lush, you'll love my fan fiction character! (Now if they would just get the rest of my story up on this site!) The rest of you might be offended at what this noble elven lady does! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Arwen to the Nazgul: That's right folks! For the incredible low, low price of just $19.95, you can have this wonderful little hobbit! And, if you call within the next 5 minutes, we'll throw in this ring of world domination AT NO CHARGE!" Boromir: Why would I want that tacky interstate gift shop fake gold ring anyways? It turns my fingers green! Balrog: $2.50 please! And thank you for travelling the Khazad Dhum Turnpike today! Legolas: Your mirror is wrong, Galadriel! Where'd this cursed zit come from!!! ARGH!!! Elrond: I know, let's just give this ring to Pippin & Merry! What harm could they do? Oh this is fun!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ March 03, 2002: Message edited by: Aralaithiel ] __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"