101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mereth'iel · 03-04-2002, 10:31 PM

I saw a similar question on another board. Here's what I posted (with some modifications):

Saruman to Gandalf: I have a deal you can't refuse!

Gandalf (to Saruman): What an opportunity!Count me in, dude!

Boromir: Lousy Horn! I wanted guitar lessons anyway!

Aragorn to Arwen: Iay referpay iglatinpay otay 'lvisheay...oday ouya indmay? Ownay, ivegay emay omesay ugarsay!

Legolas: They sing a lament for Gandalf...no, wait! Um, sorry, that's 99 Beers on the Wall!

Frodo: I'm not like you, Bilbo (aside to camera w/wink) I'm ever so much cuter!

Frodo: Ole McBilbo had a ring!
EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH
And on this ring there was a spell
EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH
With a big eye here
A big eye there
Here an eye!
There an eye!
Everywhere an eye! eye!
Ole McBilbo had a ring...

03-04-2002, 10:31 PM	#1
Mereth'iel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Misted Mississippi Posts: 23	I saw a similar question on another board. Here's what I posted (with some modifications): Saruman to Gandalf: I have a deal you can't refuse! Gandalf (to Saruman): What an opportunity!Count me in, dude! Boromir: Lousy Horn! I wanted guitar lessons anyway! Aragorn to Arwen: Iay referpay iglatinpay otay 'lvisheay...oday ouya indmay? Ownay, ivegay emay omesay ugarsay! Legolas: They sing a lament for Gandalf...no, wait! Um, sorry, that's 99 Beers on the Wall! Frodo: I'm not like you, Bilbo (aside to camera w/wink) I'm ever so much cuter! Frodo: Ole McBilbo had a ring! EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH And on this ring there was a spell EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH With a big eye here A big eye there Here an eye! There an eye! Everywhere an eye! eye! Ole McBilbo had a ring...