101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

03-21-2002, 07:42 PM

Looks like I signed up just as this thread was winding down, but maybe there's a few people still paying attention, so --

Galadriel: I would never invade anyone's mental privacy.

Aragorn: On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. It is a silly place.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, screw you.

Boromir: You know what, Frodo, keep the Ring. I'm going to go open a boutique.

Sauron's palantir: We're very sorry, but the Dark Lord is not in right now. We care about your business. Please hold and an operator will be with you shortly. (muzak starts playing)

Tom Bombadil: Get out! This is private property!

Frodo, to the orcs in Cirith Ungol: I hate to tell you this, but you guys are BADLY in need of a good decorator. I can put you in touch with this Elven queen I know...

Gollum: What am I doing wasting my life obsessing over a ring? God, I feel so stupid.

Gandalf: Off to the glue factory with you, Shadowfax!

03-21-2002, 07:42 PM	#11
Tracy Hemenover Guest Posts: n/a	Looks like I signed up just as this thread was winding down, but maybe there's a few people still paying attention, so -- Galadriel: I would never invade anyone's mental privacy. Aragorn: On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. It is a silly place. Sam: Mr. Frodo, screw you. Boromir: You know what, Frodo, keep the Ring. I'm going to go open a boutique. Sauron's palantir: We're very sorry, but the Dark Lord is not in right now. We care about your business. Please hold and an operator will be with you shortly. (muzak starts playing) Tom Bombadil: Get out! This is private property! Frodo, to the orcs in Cirith Ungol: I hate to tell you this, but you guys are BADLY in need of a good decorator. I can put you in touch with this Elven queen I know... Gollum: What am I doing wasting my life obsessing over a ring? God, I feel so stupid. Gandalf: Off to the glue factory with you, Shadowfax!