101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

non_conformist13 · 04-01-2002, 12:52 AM

princess bride, monty python:search for the holy grail, and the three amigos rock!

Bilbo: on second thought, maybe i shouldn't have given frodo the ring, thereby bestowing the most horrible fate immaginale on him...

Legolas: shut-up you nitwits! i'm trying to listen to my MUSIC! drat, the batteries on my walkman ran out...

Sam: hey, mister frodo, when was the last time you washed your clothes? i'm afraid there's a bit of a stench, and it isn't my doing!

Gimili: oh! darn it! stubbed my toe on a stupid rock. who put this here anyway, it's quite dangerous, might as well just shoot me with an arrow than leave all these stones lying about!

Aragorn: i'm sorry gandalf, but could you take the lead for a while, i believe my allergies are starting to get at me.

Pippin: oh, no, gandalf! what an awful creature you are dealing with, that filthy balrog. wish i could do something, but i think we'll all just stand around in shock and watch you fall into the abyss.

gollum: sssssay PLEASSSSE SSSSSSSam, forss crying out loud, i'll gladly ssssshare with you, but we musssstn't forgetsssssss our mannerssssss, isssn't that rightsssss prescousssssssssssssss?

04-01-2002, 12:52 AM	#11
non_conformist13 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: mars Posts: 12	princess bride, monty python:search for the holy grail, and the three amigos rock! Bilbo: on second thought, maybe i shouldn't have given frodo the ring, thereby bestowing the most horrible fate immaginale on him... Legolas: shut-up you nitwits! i'm trying to listen to my MUSIC! drat, the batteries on my walkman ran out... Sam: hey, mister frodo, when was the last time you washed your clothes? i'm afraid there's a bit of a stench, and it isn't my doing! Gimili: oh! darn it! stubbed my toe on a stupid rock. who put this here anyway, it's quite dangerous, might as well just shoot me with an arrow than leave all these stones lying about! Aragorn: i'm sorry gandalf, but could you take the lead for a while, i believe my allergies are starting to get at me. Pippin: oh, no, gandalf! what an awful creature you are dealing with, that filthy balrog. wish i could do something, but i think we'll all just stand around in shock and watch you fall into the abyss. gollum: sssssay PLEASSSSE SSSSSSSam, forss crying out loud, i'll gladly ssssshare with you, but we musssstn't forgetsssssss our mannerssssss, isssn't that rightsssss prescousssssssssssssss? __________________ "I can add some more if you like it, calling your Chief names, wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and thinking you Sheriffs look a lot of Tom-fools!" Samwise Gamgee Be not conformed to this world, but be transformed, by the renewing of your mind. Romans 12:2