101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Samwise]

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Sam (about Bill) That old nag?? What'n blazes do we wanna take HIM for?? What? ME lead 'im? No way, I ain't touchin' the flea-bitten beast."
(And I KNOW Sam wouldn't say this, 'cause I recently read what happened at the entrance to the Mines of Moria....*sniffle* [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] --Why don't they have one of these little faces that's bawling!?!? )

It was Sam who had insisted on choosing him, declaring that Bill (as he called him) would pine if he did not come.
"That animal can nearly talk," he said, "and would talk, if he stayed here much longer. He gave me a look as plain as Mr. Pippin could speak it: if you don't let me go with you, Sam, I'll follow on my own. "

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