101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

pippin_took0 · 04-03-2002, 02:54 AM

Here's another one I thought of last night while I was falling asleep, so if you don't get it, I'm not really surprised; insomnia doesn't make for the best sense of humour.

Saruman in the scouring of the Shire: Welcome home my dear halfling friends, I hope your journey was good. I've taken every care to ensure that the Shire is just as you left it, if not better!

04-03-2002, 02:54 AM	#11
pippin_took0 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 82	Here's another one I thought of last night while I was falling asleep, so if you don't get it, I'm not really surprised; insomnia doesn't make for the best sense of humour. Saruman in the scouring of the Shire: Welcome home my dear halfling friends, I hope your journey was good. I've taken every care to ensure that the Shire is just as you left it, if not better!