101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Altariel · 04-04-2002, 06:11 PM

Faramir: Eowyn, Eowyn, do you not love me?
Eowyn: Ewww, no! I'm leaving you, Faramir... for Merry.

Tom Bombadil: I'm so depressed.

Sauron: Rule Middle Earth? Whatever gave you that idea? Why can't we all just be friends?

Frodo: Hey, Sauron, I brought you your Ring back!
Sauron: Excellent! Care for some tea?

Denethor: I'm scared of fire.

Glorfindel/Arwen (to the Nazgul): The hobbit? Oh, sure, you can have him. I thought you wanted my horse.

04-04-2002, 06:11 PM	#11
Altariel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Angband (a small region in northern BC) Posts: 50	Faramir: Eowyn, Eowyn, do you not love me? Eowyn: Ewww, no! I'm leaving you, Faramir... for Merry. Tom Bombadil: I'm so depressed. Sauron: Rule Middle Earth? Whatever gave you that idea? Why can't we all just be friends? Frodo: Hey, Sauron, I brought you your Ring back! Sauron: Excellent! Care for some tea? Denethor: I'm scared of fire. Glorfindel/Arwen (to the Nazgul): The hobbit? Oh, sure, you can have him. I thought you wanted my horse. __________________ "Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy."