101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Altariel · 04-06-2002, 02:16 PM

Arwen: Aragorn, I've decided to marry Legolas.
Aragorn: But... I thought you loved me!
Arwen: Well, you're really sweet... but you're just not what I look for in a man. Mortality's not really my thing. Sorry, honey.

Denethor: Monarchy is great. I can't wait for that Aragorn dude to be crowned King!

Aragorn: (at Weathertop) Take these flaming sticks! They fear fire!
Nazgul: Oh, no, you've got us all wrong. We were wondering if you wanted to roast marshmallows with us?

Celeborn: I love Dwarves.

Sauron: (To the Nazgul) The Ring?! You idiots! I wanted you to invite the Fellowship over for dinner!

Sauron: You know, I never really liked rings that much. Let's forget this whole ring thing. I'm making me a necklace!

Random Rohirrim: I hate horses. We should get bikes.

Isildur: I will not destroy the Ring.
Elrond: All right then, I will! * he kicks Isildur*

Morgoth: I'm not evil. All I ever wanted was a little attention. I need a hug...

04-06-2002, 02:16 PM	#11
Altariel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Angband (a small region in northern BC) Posts: 50	Arwen: Aragorn, I've decided to marry Legolas. Aragorn: But... I thought you loved me! Arwen: Well, you're really sweet... but you're just not what I look for in a man. Mortality's not really my thing. Sorry, honey. Denethor: Monarchy is great. I can't wait for that Aragorn dude to be crowned King! Aragorn: (at Weathertop) Take these flaming sticks! They fear fire! Nazgul: Oh, no, you've got us all wrong. We were wondering if you wanted to roast marshmallows with us? Celeborn: I love Dwarves. Sauron: (To the Nazgul) The Ring?! You idiots! I wanted you to invite the Fellowship over for dinner! Sauron: You know, I never really liked rings that much. Let's forget this whole ring thing. I'm making me a necklace! Random Rohirrim: I hate horses. We should get bikes. Isildur: I will not destroy the Ring. Elrond: All right then, I will! * he kicks Isildur* Morgoth: I'm not evil. All I ever wanted was a little attention. I need a hug... __________________ "Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy."