101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nazgûl · 04-09-2002, 03:35 PM

Gandalf: I'm tired throw the ring in that crader and we will call it a day.
Frodo: hey Sam your looking hot tonight.
Pippin drunk: Screw the mission I'm going to get with that Legolas babe.
Aregorn: That old screeching dude on the horse seems nice give him the ring around your neck.
Bilbo to Gollum: nana nana boo boo I got your ring.
Aregorn to Legolas: dude I thinkArewen likes me.
Sam to Frodo: HA HA!! Dude you just got stabbed.
Sam to pippen: I think Frodo likes me.
Arewen: screw you I'm taking eternal life.
Frodo: Hey a cave troll stabbed me. Wait a minute this doesn't happen in the books . You got this thing stabbing me and it's not even in the book.
Gandalf: you know this adventering thing just isn't me i'm going to quit and be a cheif.
Aregor: jumping into Frodo's: arms hide me I'm scared.
Pippen: I think I'll fast today

[ December 04, 2002: Message edited by: Nazgul ]

04-09-2002, 03:35 PM	#11
Nazgûl Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the deep wilderness Posts: 18	Gandalf: I'm tired throw the ring in that crader and we will call it a day. Frodo: hey Sam your looking hot tonight. Pippin drunk: Screw the mission I'm going to get with that Legolas babe. Aregorn: That old screeching dude on the horse seems nice give him the ring around your neck. Bilbo to Gollum: nana nana boo boo I got your ring. Aregorn to Legolas: dude I thinkArewen likes me. Sam to Frodo: HA HA!! Dude you just got stabbed. Sam to pippen: I think Frodo likes me. Arewen: screw you I'm taking eternal life. Frodo: Hey a cave troll stabbed me. Wait a minute this doesn't happen in the books . You got this thing stabbing me and it's not even in the book. Gandalf: you know this adventering thing just isn't me i'm going to quit and be a cheif. Aregor: jumping into Frodo's: arms hide me I'm scared. Pippen: I think I'll fast today [ December 04, 2002: Message edited by: Nazgul ] __________________ Darkness will fall over this wretched world. And this time none will stop us!