101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

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Elrond: Shove the ring in the cuboard for now, we'll deal with it after the game.

Frodo: Here gollum, you have the ring, Bilbo stole it off you first.

Gandalf: Forget the staff, give me a sword.

Legolas: I was thinking of dying my hair black.

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