101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

04-25-2002, 05:15 PM

Frodo:Gandalf, why do you always wear gray?
Gandalf:do not meddle in the affairs of Saruman, for he is subtle in putting his black socks into your whites.
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Legolas:ya know, Gimli, all this riding is hell on the hair.
Gimli:serously. i think i need a some lotion. the axe is soooo chafing
Legolas:i have some,here
Gimli:mmmm essense of valinor
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Denethor:Faramir, im so happy to see you!Tell me everything about your first orc hunt! awwww, did you kill that yourself! how cute!
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Frodo wearing a shirt that says: my uncle went all the way to Erebor and all i got was this shirt and a cursed ring.
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both Merry and Pippin standing next to each other, wearing shirts that say: Im with stupid.
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Aragorn:hmmm either an immortal elf who sits at home sewing, or a blond Rohirrim chick who killed a ringwraith. Choices
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Gollum [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]k fine so you wont give me the ring and i cant kill you. (looking through pockets) ill give you, um, 5 bucks and a silmaril. o and a 10 dollar gift certificate to starbucks.
Frodo:throw in a fish and you have a deal
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Celeborn:Galadriel, how come you have the ring and magical powers?i want something special.
Galadriel:shut up, everyone knows i wear the pants in this relationship
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ok, my pitiful american mind cant think of anything better right now. chow

04-25-2002, 05:15 PM	#11
Belethiriel Guest Posts: n/a	Frodo:Gandalf, why do you always wear gray? Gandalf:do not meddle in the affairs of Saruman, for he is subtle in putting his black socks into your whites. ----- Legolas:ya know, Gimli, all this riding is hell on the hair. Gimli:serously. i think i need a some lotion. the axe is soooo chafing Legolas:i have some,here Gimli:mmmm essense of valinor ---- Denethor:Faramir, im so happy to see you!Tell me everything about your first orc hunt! awwww, did you kill that yourself! how cute! ---- Frodo wearing a shirt that says: my uncle went all the way to Erebor and all i got was this shirt and a cursed ring. ---- both Merry and Pippin standing next to each other, wearing shirts that say: Im with stupid. ---- Aragorn:hmmm either an immortal elf who sits at home sewing, or a blond Rohirrim chick who killed a ringwraith. Choices ---- Gollum [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]k fine so you wont give me the ring and i cant kill you. (looking through pockets) ill give you, um, 5 bucks and a silmaril. o and a 10 dollar gift certificate to starbucks. Frodo:throw in a fish and you have a deal ---- Celeborn:Galadriel, how come you have the ring and magical powers?i want something special. Galadriel:shut up, everyone knows i wear the pants in this relationship ---- ok, my pitiful american mind cant think of anything better right now. chow